The Mystic Fountain
Any heightA talking stone fountain operated by a live performer who argues with passing children and squirts them - free, and better than it sounds.
The Mystic Fountain is a carved stone face in a small plaza in The Lost Continent, voiced live by a performer watching from off-stage. It talks to passing guests, asks questions, insults children affectionately, tells bad jokes, and fires a jet of water at anyone who gets too confident. It has been doing this since 1999.
Tips for The Mystic Fountain
- Stop for five minutes with children in tow. It is the only thing at Islands of Adventure that responds to what they say.
- It will squirt you. That is the deal, and standing at the front while heckling is asking for it.
- The performer works in shifts and the fountain goes quiet between them. If it is silent, come back in twenty minutes rather than assuming it is broken.
- This plaza is one of the shadiest spots in the park, which makes it a good place to stand still in the middle of the afternoon anyway.