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Know exactly what your family can ride, eat, and skip.

Every height requirement, every ride worth queueing for, every snack worth the money — checked, dated, and built to work on park WiFi. No affiliate-driven rankings, no reprinted press releases.

  • 104Attractions documented
  • 40Height requirements
  • 158Snacks with real prices
  • 84Places to eat

Everything on this site verified September 2026

  • Independent and unofficial We buy our own tickets. No park pays for a place on this site.
  • Every fact is dated Each page carries the month it was checked, and says so when it is overdue.
  • Rankings are not for sale Affiliate links exist and are disclosed. They never change an order or a verdict.
  • Works without signal The tools keep running on park WiFi, or on none at all.

The 4 parks

Start with your park

Each park hub links to its full ride list, height chart, dining, printable map, accessibility notes, and a first-timer plan you can actually follow.

Universal Orlando

Universal Studios Florida

The screen-heavy studio park. Diagon Alley is the reason to come; 40 inches is the gate.

31 attractions9 height limits41 tracked snacks

  • Opened1990
  • Plan for8-10 hours

Universal Orlando

Universal's Islands of Adventure

The most intense park in Orlando, and the one that measures your children the hardest.

28 attractions14 height limits41 tracked snacks

  • Opened1999
  • Plan for9-11 hours

Universal Orlando

Universal Epic Universe

Five themed worlds around a hub that is worth its own time, on a campus of its own.

21 attractions8 height limits41 tracked snacks

  • Opened2025
  • Plan for10–12 hours

Universal Hollywood

Universal Studios Hollywood

A working studio backlot with a theme park built on top, and one day is genuinely enough.

24 attractions9 height limits35 tracked snacks

  • Opened1964
  • Plan for7–9 hours

Tools, not listicles

Three things we do that a search result cannot

Interactive

Height Checker

Drag one slider to your child’s height and see, park by park, exactly which rides they clear and which they miss — including the ones they miss by an inch.

Saves offline

Food Tracker

Mark 158 snacks as want, tried, or skip. It saves on your device, shares as a link, prints as a checklist, and keeps working when the park WiFi does not.

Printable

Park maps

Clean schematic maps drawn from open geographic data — no clutter, no ads baked into the image, and they print on one page in black and white.

What is running

On right now, in September

Each of these states whether this year is confirmed or still only expected. Most sites will not tell you which.

Separate ticket

Halloween Horror Nights

The strongest hard-ticket haunt event in the country, and an adult horror event rather than a Halloween party. Buy an early-run weeknight and you see most of it; buy an October Saturday without Express Pass and you will see about half of what you paid for.

Confirmed

  • Runslate August or early September – the first weekend of November
  • Typical price$75–$185 / night

Separate ticket

Halloween Horror Nights Hollywood

A shorter, tighter version of the Orlando event with one thing Orlando cannot copy: the Terror Tram, which takes the backlot after dark. It is an adult horror event, it is small enough that Los Angeles fills it on Fridays and Saturdays, and the night you pick matters more than anything else you decide.

Confirmed

  • Runsearly September – the first weekend of November
  • Typical price$69–$179 / night

Planning

The guides people actually need

All 11 guides

Seasonal calendar

The whole year on one page

Every party night, festival, and overlay. Colour shows how much has actually been confirmed.

Event JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
Mardi Gras Both Mardi Gras: Feb to Apr
HHN Orlando Both HHN Orlando: Aug to Nov
HHN Hollywood Both HHN Hollywood: Sep to Nov
Universal Orlando Holidays Both Universal Orlando Holidays: Nov to Dec Universal Orlando Holidays: Jan to Jan
Grinchmas Both Grinchmas: Nov to Dec Grinchmas: Jan to Jan

Confirmed Expected Last confirmed cycle

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